Okay, okay, so today is the day you have to figure out how to clone yourself. Or, at the very least, be in two places at once. Why? Because tonight Zack Parker's Proxy premieres and Ti West's The Sacrament has its second screening around the same time.
Whoa, whoa. Hold up: does this mean that Joe Swanberg (who appears in both films) will officially be in two places at once?! Curse him and his awesomeness; first he has a burger named after him and now this. We guess it only makes sense--he is the Unofficial Vanguard Mascot after all. [We're gonna print up shirts ~ The Editor].
Anyway, we can't tell you which film to pick. Proxy may just be frightening enough to kill you, but so far the Twitterverse reviews from The Sacrament are pretty effin' amazing. Luckily there are more screenings of both later in the week. YOU MUST BE SO RELIEVED, EH?
To those of you attending the Proxy premiere, we eagerly anticipate your Twitterverse reactions. And for those planning on attending The Sacrament, here's a little Twittery sampling to get you even more excited:
PROXY Screening Times:
- Tuesday, Sept 10th, 10:30 PM THE BLOOR HOT DOCS CINEMA
- Thursday, Sept 12th, 5:00 PM SCOTIABANK 1
- Saturday, Sept 14th, 8:00 PM SCOTIABANK 9
THE SACRAMENT Screening Times:
- Tuesday, Sept 10th, 9:45 PM SCOTIABANK 7
- Friday, Sept 13th, 8:45 PM SCOTIABANK 3