We really need to get Evan from Spring some new clothes.
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| We really need to get you some new clothes. |
Evan from Spring has just the one outfit and he wants to look nice for his new cthonically ancient special lady. We have some advice for him--and for you, if you want to look good red carping and at the Pre
ëms, as the fanciest of festival-goers say. Fortunately, we have a variety of looks from the Vanguard programme films this year... and even a few from the Midnight Madness movies!
Ryan Reynolds suggests this inspirational shirt.
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| (Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Reynolds, man.) |
There's always the elusive beauty of the semi-imaginary moth boy.
Pro tip: Wooden fingers are so hot this year!
Mesh tank tops and leather pants are back! (Not that they ever really went away…)
The fashionable lepidopterist always wears stocking and heels and sometimes hats, gloves, and capes, when the weather calls for it.
The gloves and capes make for a classic look. Of course, sometimes you might want something more classically mad science. Consider a long gown and bandages.
Or perhaps just a mask. Masks are very on trend this year.
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| The mud and touches of moss really bring the look together. |
Or if you want your face to show, you can do a bold eye liner and a bold lip with a bearskin.
You can even try mixing a message t-shirt with an animal mask, bringing 3 looks together.
But with a full stag head, you might want to balance it with the vulnerability of nudity.
Speaking of balancing revealing skin with tantalizingly covering it up, Cal keeps his excellent penis sheathed in what appears to be a paisley thong.
But before you go full Seventies, just ask yourself, Does this mustache really express
me?
It’s important for vampires to always look their best, even when vacuuming the flat.
And always be prepared for fashion mishaps. Uh oh, looks like Viago got blood on his dandy suit. Some soda water and paper towels should get those stains out.
Or you could simply change into this embroidered distressed denim jacket while your clothes are in the wash.
There are a few Fashion Don'ts however...
Creepy ex-boyfriends who give you sexually transmitted hauntings are a definite fashion no no.
When wearing blood, it’s important to blend and remember to never overdo it, Montse. Why not borrow some club soda and paper towels from Viago and tone it down a bit.
Best to make sure that dressmaker’s dummy you’re using isn’t one of Montse’s victims.
An Indiana Jones hat and double tiaras are great accessories for any
discerning film fan, but only if you have Justin Benson and Aaron
Moorhead with you at all times.
Of course we know who the real fashion Peeps Choi Award Winner is...
He might not have won Vanguard Blog Mascot, but he won our hearts with his adorable boxing gloves.
We hope this helps, and remember to use fashion responsibly because
fashion is danger. We've seen a lot of decapitations this year, and we don't want to see any more.
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Hell yeah, there's a mix of Vanguard and Midnight Madness films in this because we're Vanguarders and we do what we want. Also, we love the Midnighteers and Maniacs over at the Midnight Madness blog. Films included: Spring; The Voices; Luna; The Editor; What We Do In The Shadows; The Duke of Burgundy; Goodnight, Mommy; Cub; They Have Escaped; Tusk; It Follows;
and Shrew's Nest. S
pecial thanks to the Tusk
fans and Peter Kuplowsky for being good sports).
